Burmese Tiger Trap

All hail the impulse buy! I snagged Looney Tunes Golden Collection Vol. II at Newbury Comics yesterday for $11.88! (Which came out to actually be $13 out of my wallet, and more change in my pocket that I already lost due to an unfortunate hole in my right pocket...damn you Express). So I'm sitting here questioning one thing...if Wile E. actually succeeds at trapping a Burmese Tiger (Surprisibus! Surprisibus!) after reading "How To Build a Burmese Tiger Trap", then why doesn't he just go and pick up "How to Build a Road Runner Trap" by the same author, in lieu of dangerous ACME Rocket Skates or Leg Muscle Vitamins? Then again, he paints a picture on a canvas that trucks and road runners alike can pass through, yet he cannot...so maybe I shouldn't take his predicament so seriously. It's the expressions in his eyes that make me side with the guy. Go get 'em Wile E., I got your back.